Dear Satan ...

Dear Satan, 

It was very lovely to hear from you, thus confirming that you're still up and high in the soul trading business. Unfortunately, I believe you might have got confused about what our pact was about. Want soul back. Or at least a contract revision. This game of playing and twisting my wishes must be stopped. 

I hope this is nothing more than an unfortunate misunderstanding and that you weren't sending me every wish in the book all at the same time which, compatible as they were in the span of the years, cannot possibly be so in the present temporal frame.

Looking foward to hearing from you. 

Hate, etc,

xxx